Ight look, it's time for all y'all to know the truth.
So dig, I'm damn proud to be Bubba.
Yea that's right! Donnie 'the golden eagle' T went down on my Bubba Gump Skrimp.
And he paid me more than any dude possibly could, even if dude had the inheritance of Fortune 500 Forbes typa elders and also hit the Mega Millions Lottery to back him up. Ain't no kinda financial safe nest worth a damn compared to how much the Don Juan could pay for my skrimp cocktail.
Donnie was a real trooper too. Slurped my knob all night n day, w/o break. Oh ya gurl had freedom to smoke and have cuppa adult beverages. I'm sure I urinated cuppa times, but I wouldn't've known.
Our current president is a damn good **** sucker. I think he deserves a pat on the shoulder for what persistent commitment he's proven to me.
...I already spent all the money though! So don't none y'all greedy mofos start asking cause I ain't got no money. I got bills, times are tough all over, ya know