Ight look, it's time for all y'all to know the truth.
So dig, I'm damn proud to be Bubba.
Yea that's right! Donnie 'the golden eagle's T went down on my Bubba Gump Skrimp.
And he paid me more than any dude possibly could, even if he had the inheritance of Fortune 500 Forbes from his elders and hit the Mega Millions Lottery winning backing him up. It ain't shit compared to how much the Don Juan was able to pay for my cocktail.
Donnie was a real trooper too. Slurped my knob all night n day, w/o break. Oh ya gurl had free dom to smoke and have cuppa adult beverages all the while.
...I already spent all the money though! So don't none y'all greedy mofos start asking cause I ain't got no money. I got bills, times are tough all over, ya know